Fart Jokes for Smart People

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Welcome to Fart-Fart-com: the home of great fart sounds, fart jokes, and more.

Take a laugh break & check out our flatulence research, colon cleanse research, list of weird bowel movement problems, or sniff out our other content.

This site was made to make smart people with gas or bowel issues laugh like crazy. Who says all smelly humor has to be witless? Who says all colon health issues need to be supressed and serious?

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Want to learn to control your farts? Learn to deal with your intestines by reading up on constipation or colon cancer.

Or, learn more about ways people clean out their butts (a “colon cleanse“) using colon hydrotherapy, laxatives, psyllium husks, bentonite, or other toxin/body detoxification/cleanse strategies!

fart - definition

(färt) slang

verb, (fart-ed, fart-ing, farts)

An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus.

noun, (farts)

Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.

colon - definition

(co-luhn)

noun, (colons)

Place where farts come from.

bowel - definition

(bau-el)

noun, (bowels)

Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.