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“fart” - definition

(färt) slang

Verb: An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus. Variations: fart-ed, fart-ing, farts.

Noun: Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.
Plural: farts.

“colon” - definition


Noun: Place where farts come from.

“bowel” - definition


Noun: Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.

“flatulence” - definition


Noun: Polite terminology for room-clearing stinkers, bone-rattling rumblers, persistent poofing, and the general practice of recreational gas-passing.