Fart Jokes for Smart People
Why not fart right now?
Wondering how to fart less? Why on Earth would you want to fart less??
This site was made to make smart people with gas or bowel issues laugh like crazy. Who says all smelly humor has to be witless? Who says all colon health conversation needs to be serious?
Fart once, then fart again.
“fart” - definition
Verb: An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus. Variations: fart-ed, fart-ing, farts.
Noun: Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.
“colon” - definition
Noun: Place where farts come from.
“bowel” - definition
Noun: Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.
“flatulence” - definition
Noun: Polite terminology for room-clearing stinkers, bone-rattling rumblers, persistent poofing, and the general practice of recreational gas-passing.