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Fart-Fart.com is dedicated to bringing you the finest in fart sounds, fart noises, and farting songs (including our bizarre fart sound research).

Not content to merely fart in a mic and laugh (although that's funny too), our fart sounds are what we like to call "the high-brow of low-brow humor." A fart symphony, if you will.

High-Brow Fart Sounds, Butt Noises & Gaseous Songs

Fart Sound 1 - Happy Fart Day (click for .mp3).

Note the fine tone quality, technical control, evocative text-painting.


Fart Sound 2 - Also Sprach Zarathustra (click for .wav)

Or is it "Also Farts Zarathustra"? Regardless, Nietzsche himself would have been blown away!

(This fart song is 14 MB, but its worth the wait!)


Low-Brow Fart Noises

Plain old farts are funny too...


Fart Sound 3 - Long, Ripping Fart Sound


Fart Sound 4 - Sound of a Girl Farting


Fart Sound 5 - Gross Fart Noise (actually, might be a shart...)


Fart Sound 6 - Funny Fart Noise (definitely pushed)


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Fart Sound #1
Funny Fart Song!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/Happy Fart Day-1a.mp3" title="Funny Fart Song Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Funny Fart Song!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-1.bmp"/></a>

Fart Sound #2
Long Fart Song!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/Also Sprach Zarathustra-1a.wav" title="Long Fart Song Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Long Fart Song!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-2.bmp"/></a>

Fart Sound #3
Colon Cleansing Fart Sound!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/fart-sound-3a.wav" title="Colon Cleansing Fart Sound Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Colon Cleansing Fart Sound!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-3.bmp"/></a>

Fart Sound #4
Sound of Girls Farting!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/fart-sound-4a.wav" title="Sound of Girls Farting Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Sound of Girls Farting!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-4.bmp"/></a>

Fart Sound #5
Sound of a Gross, Surprise Bowel Movement!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/fart-sound-5a.wav" title="Sound of a Gross, Surprise Bowel Movement Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Sound of a Gross, Surprise Bowel Movement!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-5.bmp"/></a>

Fart Sound #6
Colonic Explosion Fart Noise!!



<a href="http://www.fart-fart.com/Sounds/fart-sound-6a.wav" title="Colonic Explosion Fart Noise Button"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="Colonic Explosion Fart Noise!!" src="http://www.fart-fart.com/images/buttons/fart-button-6.bmp"/></a>

 

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