10 Worst Foods to Eat Before a Hot Date

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We've all been there before - a hot date in a few hours' time and a decision about what to eat beforehand. For guys who DON'T want to end up HORRIFYING your date by farting and rumbling and stinking at the least opportune time, DO NOT EAT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING FOODS!! It really is this simple: to score with the ladies, avoid the following PROVEN ROMANCE WRECKERS:


Warning: These Foods = Grave Farting Danger!!

Food You're Tempted To Eat

 
 

Your Hot Date

 
 

The Inevitable Fart Gas Disaster!

 
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Harmless bowl of beans...

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Beach beauty

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Whoa Nelly!!

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Uncle Charlie's special BBQ fish

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Swims like a fish

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Get out of the pool!

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Delicious, nourishing poutine

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Exotic Belle

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True terror

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All-you-can-eat chili festival

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All you can dream of

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All night spent on the can (plus the burnin' ring of fire later on!)

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ANYTHING including onions

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Naughty Misfit

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The dreaded surprise SBD (silent but deadly)!

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Fast-food gyros on the run

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Total sweetheart

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Total blowout

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Large plate of fate-tempting refried beans

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She finally said yes!

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Run for shelter!

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ANYTHING you've never tried before

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Composed and curious

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Laughing her a@@ off!

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Week-old pizza you found under the sofa

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Mystic Beauty

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Potential of 2nd Date = R.I.P.

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6 burgers and a bevy of sausages

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Graceful dame

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Atomic ending









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