We've all been there before - a hot date in a few hours' time and a decision about what to eat beforehand. For guys who DON'T want to end up HORRIFYING your date by farting and rumbling and stinking at the least opportune time, DO NOT EAT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING FOODS!! It really is this simple: to score with the ladies, avoid the following PROVEN ROMANCE WRECKERS:
Food You're Tempted To Eat
Your Hot Date
The Inevitable Fart Gas Disaster!
Harmless bowl of beans...
Beach beauty
Whoa Nelly!!
Uncle Charlie's special BBQ fish
Swims like a fish
Get out of the pool!
Delicious, nourishing poutine
Exotic Belle
True terror
All-you-can-eat chili festival
All you can dream of
All night spent on the can (plus the burnin' ring of fire later on!)