Fart Jokes 10
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A man was sitting on an airplane toilet, reading a book. A few minutes later he ran up to the pilot and said, “Help! Help! I dropped my favorite book out of the plane! Can you please stop it?”
“No, I am not stopping this plane for a book,” the pilot replied.
A few minutes later, a second man ran up to the pilot and asked, “Can you please land the plane?! I dropped my lucky baseball down the toilet!” “No!” the pilot replied, “I will not land the plane for a lucky baseball!!”
A third man dropped a grenade out of the airplane. He quickly ran up the the pilot and started yelling, "Stop, stop, I lost my gren-" "Alright, Alright!!", the pilot interrupted, "I will land the plane."
When the pilot stepped onto the ground, he saw two little boys crying. He asked them what was the matter. They replied that something fell out of the sky and landed on them and it hurt. One was a book and the other a baseball.
Then a third boy came along, laughing like crazy. The pilot asked him, "What's so funny? What are you laughing about?" To which the boy replied, "I just farted and my house blew up!"
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