Fart Jokes 11
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Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
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Ancient Proverb: “Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they stop laughing.”
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A guy is taking a leak in a back alley when a Police Officer spots him.
"Hey, Buddy, you can't do that here!!! It'll cost you a $17 fine."
The bloke gives him a 20 and the Cop says: "But I don't have any change"
"Don't worry, you can keep it," says the bloke, "I dropped a couple of farts too."
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Q: If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out, what are you when you're farting in the bathroom?
A: European.
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