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Old Granny Stool had a restaurant famed throughout the country. Travelers would come from far and wide to eat her fantastic bean casserole.

Many noticed that it didn't make you fart like other bean dishes. Curious travelers often asked, "Granny Stool, why doesn't your bean casserole make people fart?"

"Because I use exactly 239 Beans," she would reply.

"Just 239 beans? That seems kind of anal. Why 239?"

"Because one more would make it Two Forty."





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