Fart Jokes 13
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Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Martin: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean, I fart all the time."
The Doctor, nodding: "Hmmm..."
Martin: "My farts don't stink and you can't hear them, its just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been sitting here for 5 minutes and I've farted six times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
The Doctor: "Hmmm..."
The Doctor picked up his pad and wrote out a prescription.
Martin was thrilled: "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighed the Doctor, "this prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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