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A maternity nurse was walking past the hospital staffroom, where she heard two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," said the first.

"No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," said the second.

"No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," said the first again.

At this the nurse popped her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, that its WOMB: W-O-M-B."

The two doctors looked blankly at her, until one of them said, "Miss, I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool."





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