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Two guys were playing golf - a Japanese and American. The Japanese man, getting ready to tee off, began talking into his thumb.

The American said, “What are you doing?”

The Japanese man said, “Oh, don't worry. With microtechnology, I have microphone inserted in my thumb. I was just recording a message.”

The two men went on playing golf. All of a sudden, the American made a loud noise that sounded exactly like a fart.

The Japanese man looked over at him, surprised.

“Oh,” said the American, “don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.”





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