Fart Jokes 16
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Martin went to visit his doctor.
"Doc, I've got a rather embarrassing problem - my farts just don't sound right."
"Well how do they sound?" inquired the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound."
The doctor looked puzzled. "Hmmm... is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil in my butt," Martin replied.
The doctor looked instantly pleased. "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately."
"Why's that, Doc?" asked Martin.
"It's well known," laughed the Doctor, "abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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