Fart Jokes 19
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“Darling,” said Martin coyly to his wife, “let's swap positions tonight.”
“What a good idea,” she replied. “You wash the dishes and I'll watch TV and fart.”
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The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replied, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replied, "Then I have definitely sh*t my pants!"
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