Fart Jokes 20
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One evening, a family brought their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home, helped her move in, and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a beautiful flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately ran up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seemed okay, but after a while she started to tilt to the other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.
Later, when the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home, they asked, "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied, "except they never let me fart!"
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