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A man and his wife went to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man let a total ripping fart go.

The wife rolled over and growled, "What the heck was that?"

Martin said, “TOUCHDOWN. I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!"

A few minutes later the wife let a fly-killing zinger go.

Martin gasped, "What was that?"

She replied, "Touchdown. Tie score."

Martin lay quietly in bed for 5 minutes, trying to work up a really big one. Before he knew it, something happened - he pushed so hard he crapped the bed.

The wife asked, "What in the world was that?"

He replied, "Halftime - time to switch sides."





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