Fart Jokes 4
<-- Previous Fart Joke . . . Next Fart Joke -->
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: “I'm sure he has Vborny Syndrome - those people walk just like that.”
The other student replied: “No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Kamawantovitz Syndrome, he walks just like we learned in class.”
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one student said to him: “We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?”
The old man answered: “I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think.”
The first student said: “I think it's Vborny Syndrome.”
The old man replied: “You thought, but you're wrong.”
Then the other student tried: “I think you have Kamawantovitz Syndrome.”
Again the old man replied: “You thought, but you're wrong.”
So they asked him: “So, what do you have?”
The old man cracked a wry smile: “I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but was wrong.”
Think these fart jokes are funny? Learn more about your own fart factory and intestines based on what other people are thinking about.