Fart Jokes 5
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Martin was working hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more.
"Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling.
"Good idea," says Martin, looking forward to being waited on.
He was in the bathtub when she came in with a nice glass of juice, which he accepted gladly.
"If there's anything else you'd like, just call," said the wife as she left the bathroom.
When she got halfway up the stairs, Martin relaxed completely and let off an enormous long fart in the bathwater.
A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife came in with a confused look and an object in her hands.
"What he heck is that for?" Martin asked, bewildered.
"Oh Darling," said the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, 'Whataboutahottawaterbottle!'”
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