Fart Jokes 7
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Once upon a time, there was an Indian chief who strained to blow a fart all weekend, but it just wouldn't come out. So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor to say, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gave him a can of beans and told him to come back the next day to tell him what happened.
The messenger boy came back the next day and said, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gave him 10 cans of beans.
The messenger boy came back the next day and said, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gave him 100 cans of beans this time.
The messenger boy came back the next day and said, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gave him 10,000 cans of beans and said, "If this doesn't work, then nothing will."
The messenger boy came back the next day and looked at the doctor.
The doctor anxiously asked, "Well, did it work?"
The messenger boy said, "Big fart, no chief!"
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