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There was once an old couple that had been married for forty years.
Every morning, Martin would wake up, smile, and blow an enormous fart, much to his wife's chagrin. These farts were not just the typical morning-moaners. Rather, these were a kind of super-charged, bubbling, greasy, rotten-cabbage smelling, speckle-the-whities, wet slappers that made the neighbor's dog run away back in '83.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
One time, around Thanksgiving, the wife decided to have a little fun. She got up early one morning, placed a pound of turkey innards in the bed next to the old boy's arse, and slipped downstairs.
While making breakfast downstairs, she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards, followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather white-faced Martin came down the stairs.
“You were right all along,” the old man said, “I finally did fart my guts out. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I managed to stuff them all back in!”
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