Fart Jokes 9
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Martin had just met his girlfriend when she asked him to go over to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Anxious and not wanting to make a bad impression, he went over and hoped for the best.
After he had been sitting at the table for a while, Martin felt an incredible pain in his stomach and had to let a fart go. Just then, the family dog, Spot, walked under the table and bumped Martin's leg with his tail. This kind of scared Martin and he let a little fart go. Suddenly his girlfriend's mother yelled "Spot!!"
Martin was totally relieved. “This is great,” he thought, “I can fart all I want and they'll blame it on the dog!”
So Martin let a bigger fart go, and sure enough, the mother yelled at the dog. After farting twice Martin felt much better, and figured if he let one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So, he let a huge ripping fart go, and this time the mother looked furious with the dog. Martin was finding this all pretty funny until the mother yelled, “Spot, get out from under the table before he sh*ts all over you!!”
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