“Gas”
Funny Research
Believe it or not, the following phrases were all typed into search engines by real people – lots of times. This kind of humor can’t be invented!
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“Gas” Searches:
Search Phrase and # of Daily Searches
- gas pain (97)
- intestinal gas (88)
- gas pains (50)
- symptoms of gas pain (40)
- digesting problems bloating and gas pain (31)
- enemas and gas pain (28)
- chest pain gas (26)
- reducing intestinal gas (26)
- gas causing shoulder pain (19)
- gas and chest pain (18)
- abdominal pain gas (16)
- where are gas pains (16)
- intestinal gas pain (14)
- intestinal gas problem (14)
- gas pain relief (13)
- severe gas pain (13)
- causes of intestinal gas (12)
- excessive intestinal gas (12)
- farting gas (12)
- upper abdomen pain and gas (12)
- back pain & gas (10)
- gas pain in infant (10)
- gas pain in the chest neck arm and back (10)
- fart & gas humor (9)
- gas pain under right rib (9)
- how to get rid of intestinal gas (9)
- rapid weight gain + upper abdominal pain + excess gas (9)
- stomach gas pains (9)
- gas with low back pain (8)
- how to relieve gas pains (8)
- smelly gas (8)
- stomach pain gas (8)
- abdominal gas pain (6)
- adominal pain relieve gas (6)
- gas and lower abdominal pain (6)
- gas causing severe back pain (6)
- gas intestinal problems (6)
- gas pains after iui (6)
- gas pains around left breast (6)
- gas pains in lower stomach (6)
- how to avoid intestinal gas when eating beans, etc (6)
- intestinal gas cure (6)
- intestinal gas pictures (6)
- intestinal gas pocket (6)
- intestinal gas problems (6)
- intestinal gases (6)
- intestinal sounds and gas (6)
- left side intestinal sounds and gas (6)
- lower intestinal gas (6)
- right chest pain gas (6)
- stomach gas and rib pain (6)
- stomach pain due to gas (6)
- which foods don’t cause intestinal gas (6)
- abdomen pain gas (5)
- can gas cause stomach pains (5)
- exercises to relieve gas pains (5)
- extreme gas and pain (5)
- fart gas (5)
- gas and lower back pain (5)
- gas fart (5)
- gas pain after appendix surgery (5)
- gas pain in back (5)
- gas pain massage (5)
- gas pain symptoms (5)
- gas pains after ovulation (5)
- gas pains in stomach (5)
- gas pains left ribcage (5)
- gas pedal pain (5)
- how to reduce intestinal gas (5)
- i have anal pain and excessive gas (5)
- intestinal gas products (5)
- intestinal gas relief (5)
- intestinal gas remedies (5)
- left shoulder pain from gas (5)
- list drugs to treat intestinal gas (5)
- pregnancy gas pain treatment (5)
- rid of intestinal gas (5)
- seeping intestinal gas (5)
- stomach pain that feels like gas and hunger (5)
- symptoms of gas pains in lower abdomin (5)
- treating gas pains (5)
- week long gas pains (5)
- abdominal gas and pain (4)
- after eating gas pain stomach (4)
- antacids intestinal gas (4)
- baby gas pains (4)
- bloating and gas pain after eating (4)
- blood stool + bloating + gas + pain (4)
- cats with smelly gas (4)
- causes of excessive intestinal gas with fever (4)
- chronic severe gas flatulance night time pain in lower back (4)
- does laughing gas kill pain (4)
- evening stomach gas left shoulder pain (4)
- excessive intestinal gas smell (4)
- foods relieve intestinal gas (4)
- gas & chest pain (4)
- gas and back pain a early sign of pregnancy (4)
- gas and pain in stomach (4)
- gas and stomach pain with newborns (4)
- gas chamber fart (4)
- gas in stomach pain (4)
- gas pain left breast (4)
- gas pain stomach chest (4)
- gas pain stomach chest back (4)
- gas pains after c-section (4)
- gas pains after clomid (4)
- gas pains in adults (4)
- gas pains orange juice (4)
- gas stomach pain pregnancy (4)
- gases in the intestinal track (4)
- generalized anxiety disorder gas pains (4)
- her fart gas (4)
- how intestinal gas forms (4)
- how to relieve gas pains in stomach (4)
- hydrogen in intestinal gas (4)
- increased intestinal gas during early pregnancy (4)
- intestinal gas after meal (4)
- intestinal gas and nervousness (4)
- intestinal gas motility (4)
- intestinal gas with headaches (4)
- low intestinal gas guide (4)
- painful intestinal gas remedies (4)
- persitant stomach gas pains (4)
- pro pain conversion kit for gas generator (4)
- rectum pain and gas (4)
- releive gas pains stomach (4)
- severe stomach intestinal gas (4)
- stomach cramps gas pain (4)
- stomach gas and neck pain (4)
- stomach pain and gas (4)
- stomach pain gas diareha (4)
- stomach pain with bleching and gas (4)
- stomach pains backache gas (4)
- stop intestinal gas (4)
- symptoms of intestinal gas (4)
- too much intestinal gas (4)
- treatment for gas chest and back pain (4)
- what does gas pain feel like (4)
- where do gas pains occur (4)
- women chest pain indigestion gas (4)
- 26 weeks pregnant bad gas pains (3)
- a pain in my gas (3)
- abdominal gas pain relief (3)
- abdominal pain and gas (3)
- acid reflux and upper gas pain (3)
- back and shoulder pain along with stomach gas (3)
- back bloating constipation gas pain (3)
- back pain gas and stomach pain (3)
- bad and smelly intestinal gas (3)
- bloating burping stomach gas pains (3)
- can gas cause upper thigh pain (3)
- can gas cuase stomach pain (3)
- can gas pains be in your lower back (3)
- cause of excessive intestinal gas (3)
- cause of intestinal gas after surgery (3)
- causes and cures for stomach pain caused by gas (3)
- causes of excess intestinal gas (3)
- causes of excessive intestinal gas (3)
- causes of lower left abdominal pain + gas (3)
- chest gas pain (3)
- chest pain and gas (3)
- chest pain due to gas (3)
- chest pain with gas (3)
- chest pains be gas (3)
- chronic gas pains (3)
- constant intestinal gas (3)
- diverticulosis intestinal gas (3)
- does gas cause back pain (3)
- drinking lemon juice for intestinal gas (3)
- drugs given to relief gas pains (3)
- drugs given to relief stomach gas pains (3)
- early morning gas pains (3)
- eliminating trapped intestinal gas with harris flush (3)
- excess gas intestinal (3)
- excessive gas and pain (3)
- extreme gas pain (3)
- fart discussions stomach gas wav (3)
- fart forced gas chamber (3)
- fart saudi gas (3)
- farting gas flatulence (3)
- food that cause intestinal gas (3)
- foods cause intestinal gas (3)
- foods to avoid intestinal gas (3)
- foul smelling intestinal gas (3)
- gas and chest pains (3)
- gas and intestinal discomfort (3)
- gas and smelly urine (3)
- gas and stomach pains (3)
- gas chest pains irregular heart beats (3)
- gas deep breath pain (3)
- gas diarrhea burning upper stomach pain (3)
- gas fart video (3)
- gas heartburn pains stomach (3)
- gas intestinal (3)
- gas intestinal pain (3)
- gas pain after appendix (3)
- gas pain after surgery (3)
- gas pain around heart (3)
- gas pain bloating (3)
- gas pain cure (3)
- gas pain in left chest (3)
- gas pain in upper chest (3)
- gas pain intestinal hernia (3)
- gas pain right chest (3)
- gas pain stomach (3)
- gas pains and pregnancy (3)
- gas pains in chest (3)
- gas pains in children (3)
- gas stomach pains (3)
- gas with stomach pain (3)
- glucosamine condroitin intestinal gas (3)
- green smelly stool bloating gas infant intestinal blockage (3)
- green stool and abdominal pain and intestinal gas (3)
- green stool gas pain (3)
- heartburn and gas pain (3)
- hormone therapy causing gas pains (3)
- how do you get rid of intestinal gas (3)
- how to cure intestinal gas (3)
- how to relieve intestinal gas (3)
- humiliation of intestinal gas (3)
- information on intestinal gas (3)
- intestinal cramping gas (3)
- intestinal gas and flatulence (3)
- intestinal gas and stomach gurgling (3)
- intestinal gas bloating (3)
- intestinal gas causes of (3)
- intestinal gas causing pains in chest (3)
- intestinal gas distention (3)
- intestinal gas night bloating (3)
- intestinal gas release (3)
- intestinal gas symptoms (3)
- intestinal stomach gas (3)
- is there a home remedy for intestinal gas (3)
- ivf gas pain (3)
- kitten has smelly gas (3)
- laparoscopic insuflation pain gas warmer (3)
- left shoulder pain and stomach gas (3)
- leg pain intestinal gas (3)
- low pelvic pain with bloating and gas (3)
- lower abdominal pain and gas (3)
- lower back pain gas (3)
- methane gas cow farts (3)
- natural cure for gas pains (3)
- natural gas intestinal relief (3)
- newborns with gas pains crying gurgling in stomach (3)
- ovulation pain or gas pain (3)
- pain in upper left stomach that goes away with gas (3)
- painful gas pain in stomach (3)
- pancreatic cancer and gas pain (3)
- pictures of intestinal gas (3)
- post lap band surgery gas pain (3)
- post-prandial + early morning gas pain bloat (3)
- pregnant 21 weeks upset stomach at night gas pains (3)
- pregnant gas pain (3)
- protein drink to relieve gas pain after laprascopic surgery (3)
- really bad gas pains (3)
- reduce gas pain in chest (3)
- releasing servere intestinal gas (3)
- severe gas pains (3)
- severe gas with back and abdominal pain (3)
- sharp gas pain (3)
- sharp gas pains (3)
- shoulder pain caused by gas surgery (3)
- smelly gas in babies (3)
- smelly infant gas (3)
- sour dough bread + intestinal gas (3)
- stomach bloated gas pains (3)
- stomach gas pain (3)
- stomach pain and intestinal gas side effects of lipitor (3)
- stomach upset pain gas (3)
- stpmach gas pains (3)
- symptoms intestinal gas (3)
- symptoms of gas pains (3)
- trapped intestinal gas (3)
- treatments for intestinal gas (3)
- wellbutrin xl stomach pain gas (3)
- what causes intestinal gas (3)
- what causes nightly heartburn and gas pains (3)
- what foods cause the least intestinal gas (3)
- what foods to release servere intestinal gas (3)
- what foods to relieve intestinal gas (3)
- what gases are in the intestinal track (3)
- what is intestinal gas (3)
- where is intestinal gas produced (3)
Please Pass the Gas
Gas pains never seem to come at the right moment. You spend all day Sunday, lying on the couch stuffing your face and watching the game. Now, it’s Monday morning and you are in a budget meeting with all the big wigs of the company and the stomach starts rumbling. You feel the pain, the stretch, and the ripping sensations across the belly and you know you have to get to the bathroom ASAP. Of course, the thought of moving from the seat is horrifying, one false move and you could rip one so loud you would have to change jobs completely.
You shouldn’t have eaten all the junk food yesterday and then lounge on the couch all day. Gas happens when food doesn’t get properly digested and mixes with the air we are constantly inhaling. The air needs to come out, either through a fart or burp. The best thing to do is not hold it in, get out of that meeting and get to the bathroom for some sweet release.