Fart WipeAnus Research



Knowing what other people are asking about the anus may help you find answers to your own questions.

While searching for answers to odd anus questions, the following phrases were all typed into search engines by real people.

Whether you find these weird phrases funny or not, bodily problems are clearly something lots of people are dealing with. You are quite certainly not alone!

"Anus" Searches:

Bodily Phrase and # of Daily Searches

  • anus (1904)
  • gaping anus (87)
  • itchy anus (69)
  • hairy anus (57)
  • stretched anus (55)
  • him rendezvous with anus (42)
  • male anus (42)
  • tight anus (42)
  • ur anus (33)
  • your anus (31)
  • slim anus (30)
  • shows anus (26)
  • anus massage (25)
  • anus stretched (25)
  • prolapsed anus (25)
  • bleeding anus (23)
  • my anus is bleeding (23)
  • imperforate anus (22)
  • anus photos (20)
  • anus pics (20)
  • huge anus (20)
  • anus stretching (17)
  • the anus (17)
  • dilated anus (15)
  • waxing your anus (15)
  • big anus (14)
  • images of beautiful anuses (14)
  • anus bleaching (12)
  • anus full of cream (12)
  • how to clean your anus (12)
  • imperforated anus (12)
  • squamous cell carcinoma of anus (12)
  • stretched anus clips (12)
  • yeast infection anus (12)
  • anus herpes pictures (11)
  • large anus (11)
  • small anus (11)
  • sore on anus (11)
  • stretch the anus (11)
  • why do i have a lump on my anus (11)
  • yeast infection in anus (11)
  • anus cancer (9)
  • anus pictures (9)
  • anus piercing (9)
  • anus smell (9)
  • anus turd (9)
  • bumps that itch around my anus (9)
  • clean anus (9)
  • distended anus (9)
  • itching anus (9)
  • leaky anus (9)

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Digestive and other bodily problems really are not very funny or pleasant, but if you've already got some, you may as well laugh about it.

This is a site that celebrates farting. To avoid some of the problems listed above, consider cleaning out your butt, altering your diet, visiting a doctor, or investing in some topical disinfectants!